Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
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What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
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If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
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Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
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Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
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Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
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Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
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Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
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Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
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Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
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If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
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Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
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Sadly, all men are created equal.
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