Comedy Hindi Shayari
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..
Der na karo,foran bhai bahan ban jaao….
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Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,
uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,
Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,
phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi
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Chandni raat thi,
nadi ka kinara tha,
Asman me taro ka nazara tha,
premi ne
pyar se
hole se
muskarate hue
premika se kaha.
"Darling.
BIDEE PIOGEE ?
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Jis Bus Me Baithi Ho Hashinaye
Us Bus Ke Sise Chitak Hi Jate He
Driver Chahe Jitni Tez Chalaye Bus
Diwane to Fir Bhi Latak Hi Jate He..!
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Kyo har mausam ki tarah badal jate ho,
kyo har roj mera dil dukhate ho ,
meri ruh tak kaap jati hai yah sunkar ,
ke,tum BARTAN MANJANE ke SABUN se nahate ho.
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2Hijade ek shadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye-Haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri boli main to 2100 lungi.
Piche se santa bola abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai....
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N,A,M,A,S,K,A,A,R
Zinda ho to 1 SMS bhejo,
Asmaan me chale gaye ho to barish bhejo,
Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo,
Agar narak me ho to,
Enjoy urself.
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Aashiyane hum nahi sajate,
Baagon me phool hum nhi ugaate,
Hamari ek pasand se tut jaynge hzaro DIL,
Isiliye to hum koi ? "GIRLFRIEND" ? nahi banate.
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Hilarious Hindi Shayari
Aap kis gum me bethe ho,
Mera ek kaam kar do na,
Meri julfo ko lehra kar,
Ju nikal do na !
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Is sadgi par kaun na mar jaye ye khuda,
Ladti hai, par hath me belan bhi nahi hai !
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Gf is beauty, wife is duty,
Gf is lovely, wife is pagli,
Gf is wisky, wife is risky,
Gf is rani, wife is paresani,
Gf is mango fruty, wife is kismet footy !
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I Like U
I Like U
I Like U
I Like U Very Much
Believe Me
I Really Like U
Kyonki GEETA me likha hai :-"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"
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Subh SMS Sham SMS Din Me SMS Rat Me SMS Ghr Me SMS Ofice Me SMS Jeena SMS Mrna SMS Akhir Kya Hein Ye SMS?
S=Sab Ko
M=Mohabbat Se
S=Satao
ye hein sms
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Kya hua jo kar li shadi,
Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge.
Mujhe pata tha wo mere naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.
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Yaad aati hai teri jaagte-sote,
Din katte hain teri khatir rote-rote,
Kaash!tum mere saath yahan hote,
Kam se kam mere kuch kapde to dhote.
Ye sulagta jism,
ye kanpkapate honth,
ye thartharata badan,
ye ladkhadati aawaz,…..
mujhe pahle ho pata tha,tujhe malaria hua hai
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SMS Shayari in Hindi
Roshni dekar dub jana koi suraj se sikhe,
Dil dekar dard lena koi hum se sikhe,
Kuch na dekar dil lena koi unse sikhe,
Sms padke Reply na dena koi aapse sikhe..!!
Har samandar me sahil nahi hota,
Har jahaj me misail nahi hota,
Agar dherubhai ka sapna nahi hota,
To tere jeso ke pass mobile nahi hota!!
Aadmi mandir kyu jata hai….?
Kyu ki waha :- aarti hai, pooja hai,bhavana hai, archana hai,
Bhakti hai, vandana hai, aaradna hai, sadhna hai,
Upasna hai Or ye sab dil ko bahut sukun deti he..!!
Tumhari life me
1 aisi ladki ayegi
jo sirf tumhari hogi
tum use behad pyar karoge
tum use kiss karoge
or
wo pass aa kar kahegi
I
Love
You…
Mummy….!!
SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame Lagti hai yeh rasm badi pyari,
Yeh sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi 'Udhari...
Duniya gol hai!!proof chahiye?
Cockroch chuhe se darta hai,chuha billi se,
billi kutte se,kutta admi se,
admi apni GIRLFRND se,
aur GIRLFRND cockroch se.
Ghar usne kya banaya Masjid k samne,
Chahat ne Uski hume namazi bana diya
Sweet socho,
Smart socho,
Accha socho,
Saccha socho,
Pyara socho
i know its
difficult,So i have a shortcut
sirf hamare bare me socho.
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SMS Sher o Shayari in Hindi
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
Tarranume numayish se aghaa dena….
Jab is ka matlab samajh aa jaye
Plz mujhe bhi bata dena!!
Dost karo collage wali se..
Pyar karo office wali se..
Programme karo pados wali se..
Ankh ladao Sali se..
Love karo dilwali se…
Aur maar khao gharwali se….!!
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya…!!
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya…!
Pagalo ke stock me ek naya maal aaya…!
Teri baap ki shaadi hui teri maa se,
Teri maa ki shaadi hui tere baap se,
Yeh bhi koi baat hui yaar,
Ghar hi ghar me shaadi ho gayi…!
Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aaya,
Laila na teen din khana nahi khaya,
Laila mar rahi thi, majnu ke pyar me,
Majnu baitha tha Sms free hone ke intezar me…!
Aasman humse naraz hai,
Taro ka ghussa behisaab hai,
Wo sab jalte hai kyuki…
Chand se behtar chiz hamare pass hai….!
Bhul se koi bhul hui to use bhul samajh ke bhul jana,
Aur bhulna sirf bhul ko kahi bhulkar hame bhul na jana!!
Hale dil kuch is tarh hamara hai,
Yaad tumhe din me 100 baar kiya karte hai,
Jo na aaye ek din bhi sms tumhara,
Purane sms hi pad liya karte hai….!
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Hindi Funny Shayari SMS
Kudrat ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
To bas confusion ka mahol chaya hoga,
Banana hoga gadha ya Bandar
Fir dono ka combination pasand aaya hoga!!
Dared dil me gum ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aksar hum se milti hai,
Aap ne band kiya jab se sms karna,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai!
Tum pass aaye ….
U muskuraye…
Apne 32 daat tumne dikhaye…
Dekh ke mera dil foot-foot ke rota hai,
Tum se brash bhi thik se hota hai!!
Jo aasani se mile wo hai gum,
Jo muskil se mile wo hai rum,
Jo kisi kisi se mile wo hai dum,
Jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai hum!!
Lamha –lamha waqt gujar jayega,
Chand lamho me exam aa jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai do line pad lo,
Warna pass kya tumhara sasur karvayega!!
Zindagi me tum bahut aage jaoge,
Kyunki tum jaha bhi jaoge,
Log kahege…….chal chal aage ja.
Exam start hote hi rone ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag ka dahi hota hai,
Paper me kuch likh nahi pate,
Ye fasana to marksheet me bayan hota hai!!
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Hawa chale to lagta hai tum ho,
Ab tum hi batao,
Kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho!!
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Hindi Funny Sher o Shayari
Ab kamre ki ek-ek ciz check karta hu,
Ek tere aane se pehle aur ek tere jane ke baad.
Wo to aaj bhi hum ko dekh kar muskurate hai,
Wo to aaj bhi hum ko dekh kar muskurate hai,
Lekin unke kambakhat bache hame mamu-mamu bulate hai!!
Din me karoge to sust rahoge , raat me karo ge to chust raho ge,
Roj karo ge to khush raho ge, din raat karo ge to tadrust rahoge!!
Sms yaar!!!
Baat bahut khas mere sath ho gayi,
Kar diya humne ijhare ishq mobile se,
Lakh rupaye ki baat 40 paise me ho gayi!!
Shama ro-ro ke parwane se keh rahi thi,
Shama ro-ro ke parwane se keh rahi thi,
Mujhe rumaal la do, meri naak beh rahi hai!!
Aam pake, angoor pake, mithe ho gaye khajur,
Ek rupaye ki chinta mat karna sms karna jarur!!
Aapki baat he har gali me,
Har ladki ke dil me aapke liye pyar hai,
Ye koi chamtkar nahi he,
Samaye hi kuch aisa hai aaj rakhi jo hai!!
Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko,
Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko,
Gardish me gher lete hai kutte bhi sher ko!!
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