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Reason why many people never visit a 5 Star Hotel !!! 

Question : "What would you like to have .. Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?" 

Answer: "tea please" 

Question : "Ceylontea, Herbal, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?" 

Answer : "Ceylontea " 

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?" 

Answer: "white" 

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?" 

Answer: "With milk 

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk" 

Answer: "With cow milk please. 

Question: "Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?" 

Answer: "Um, I'll take it black. " 

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" 

Answer: "With sugar 

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar ?" 

Answer: "Cane sugar " 

Question:"White , brown or yellow sugar ?" 

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead." 

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? " 

Answer: "Mineral water" 

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?" 

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst. Thank You.”

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