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> Subject: [gurudeo] Hisab barabar


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> main kal ja raha tha

> ke meri chappal toot gai

> ab chappal to moochi seeta hai

> seeta to darzi bhi hai

> darzi to kapray seeta hai

> kapray to rangeen hotay hain

> rangeen to lota bhi hota hai

> lota to bathroom main hota hai

> bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai

> nal to lohay ka hota hai

> lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai

> istri to garam hoti hai

> garam to Custard bhi hota hai

> custard to peela hota hai

> peela to chooza bhi hota hai

> chooza to anday main se nikalta hai

> anda to sufaid hota hai

> sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai

> doodh to bhains daity hai

> bhains to kaali hoti hai

> kaala to bangali bhi hota hai

> bangali to paan khata hai

> paan to laal hota hai

> laal to gulab main bhi hota hai

> gulaab main to kantay hotay hain

> kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain

> machli to achchi hoti hai

> achcha to Bander bhi hota hai

> bander  to! bander hota hai

> parhane  walay bunder jaisay hi hotay hain jo parh

> kar apna time  barbad

> karte hain..  well..  upar wale nay aap ko  bheja to

> bheja ..  per  bheja to

> bheja, aisa bheja....  ki bheje  mein bheja hi nahi

> bheja..  ye mujhe kisi

> ne bheja .. isliye maine aap ko  bheja....  Aap ko

> Bura Laga ? Aap Kisi Aur

> ko Bhej Do.

> Hisab BaraBar ... :-)


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