New Latest santa-banta funny shayari in hindi

EK BAAR SANTA JUNGLE MEIN KHO GAYA..
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Use dhoondne k liye BANTA jungle mein gaya.
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waha wo kuch aadivasiyo se mila.

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BANTA:- Mujhse pehle koi aadmi aaya tha..?
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AADIVASI:- Ha, aaya tha..
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BANTA:- Kaisa tha.. ??
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AADIVASI:- TASTY THA... :O :p ;)

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Interviewer: Let me check ur
english, tell me d opposite of
good.?
Banta: Bad.
Interviewer: Come
Banta: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly?
Banta: Pichhlli.
Interviewer: PICHLLI
Banta: UGLY.
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Banta: Keep talking.
Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis
Banta: Ok, now carry on all dis.
Interviewer: Abey, chup ho
ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Banta: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta
ja.
Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Banta: Arey dushman.
Interviewer: Get Out
Banta: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Banta: Oh, my devil.
Interviewer: shhhhhhh
banta: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
banta: mere bete bolta reh
Interviewer: U are rejected
Banta: I m selected. Oye Bolo ta ra
ra ra ra hayo rabba!!

 

 

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Santa :"Mere pass Gaddi hai, Banglow hai, Paisa hai. Tumhare pass kya hai ???
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Banta :"Mere pass bhi Gaddi hai, Banglow hai, Paisa hai
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Santa :"To saaley apni Maa kiske pass hai ???

 

 

Santa flight me pilot ka

headphone cheen raha tha...
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
aur Gaane tum suno...!!

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Santa: Maine apne bete ka
naam America rakha hai.
banta: wo kyun?
Santa: main duniya ko batana
chahta hun ke main America ka
baap hun.

 

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1 Girl Fasi Laga rahi thi,
Santa ne Window se Dekh raha
tha,
Socho Santa kya bola hoga?
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Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi
mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye
=D :P :D =D

 

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Santa- Yar banta hamare beech kya
relation hai ?
Banta- Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai !
Banta- kaise ?
Santa- Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakauda BANTA hai :P :P :P

 

Santa: Hamne Mobile Marriage
Bureau shuru kiya hai:
******
"Rishtey k
liye
1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Man: Dusri Shadi k liye kya
dabaun?
Santai: khoteyaa...Dusri shadi k liye pehle
wali
ka gala dabaa ..!

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